Why it's not good when Galon's out of town

Nutella is the brand name of a hazelnut-based sweet spread registered by the Italian company Ferrero at the end of 1963. The recipe was developed from an earlier Ferrero's spread released in 1949. Nutella is now marketed in over 75 countries across the globe. It has become a large sensation among the chocolate-loving crowd, with its own World Nutella Day. (from Wiki)

O my. Well, for whatever reason today was the day.
You know how car dealer ships and furniture stores have those customer of the day contests, where the 500th person walks through the door and confetti and balloons litter the floor?
Well, although neither confetti or balloons were involved, tonite was the night I actually finished an entire jar of Nutella after being the sole proprietor of said jar.
Folks, I gotta say, it was worth every bit of the nearly 2,000 calories in that jar.
My co-workers know that typically late at night or under the stress of deadline, I tend to skip lunch and just eat Nutella. Out of the jar. On a knife, or on bad days, a spoon.
Yes, it's nasty. Terrible. Probably worse than my buddy Jody who may to this day still eat PB outta the jar on her fingers for a snack.
But tonite, the catalyst to said Nutella binge eating was probably more that G has been away on business for a while and I'm ready for his return. But now, my lumpy butt will not be.
Darn you Nutella. Darn you.